Table of Contents

Article I The Foundation, Ideology, and Mission

Section 1. The Name

Section 2. Smoke and Fog: A Deliberately Unclear Declaration of Ideology

Section 3. Mission

Section 4. Founding Ideology

Article II, Organizational Bylaws

Section 1. The Laws

Section 2. All Consuming Power

Section 3. A Non-Secret Entity (Obviously)

Section 4. Hierarchy of Membership

Section 5.  Roger’s Rules of Order

Section 6. Meeting and Conclave Procedures

    6.1 The Invocation

    6.2 Induction of Non-members

    6.3 The Recitation of The Preservation Society Motto

    6.4 Roll Call

    6.5 Reading of The Agenda

    6.6 New Business

    6.7 Guest Speaker

    6.8 Special Music

    6.9 Collection of Dues and Fees

    6.10 Promotions

    6.12 Closing Word

Section 7. Good Standing and your Impending Fall From it

Section 8 Retribution for Wrongdoings: Poetry as Punishment

Section 9. A Self-Policing Membership

Section 10. Amendments to Bylaws and Constitution

Article III, Finances

Section 1. Member Compensation

Section 2. Member Dues and Fees

Section 3. Our Subsequent Pot of Monies

Section 4. The Preservation Society Company Store

Article IV, Insignia, Heraldry and Publications

Section 1. The Oath of Initiation

Section 2. The Seal of Approval

Section 3. The Motto

Section 4. The Colors

Section 5. The Pin of Distinction

Section 6. The Handshake

Section 7. The Anthem: I Shall Sign Th’Dotted Line

Section 8. The Preservation Society Articles of Incorporation

Section 9. The Preservation Society Conduct Bulletin

Section 10. Certainty the Enemy and Official Correspondence

Section 11. Sanctioned Social Media Platforms